Joan woke up this morning and decided to come to the Vitale Digital Media Lab in Van Pelt Library to print a poster for her Urban Studies presentation. She got to the lab at 9:15am, just a few minutes after it opened. But when she arrived, Joan discovered that the poster printer queue was already full for the day! In fact, the lab consultant on duty told her that people had been waiting in line outside Van Pelt at 8:20am–ten minutes before the building even opened–so that they could be assured one of the day’s 7 lucky poster printing slots, and even THEN, the lab consultant had to turn away 3 people who’d been waiting since before the lab was open. So Joan went home unhappy, wondering how she’d ever get her poster printed in time without having to spend $120 at Kinkos or Campus Copy.
The moral of this story is The Early Bird Prints the Poster. We open at 9am on weekdays and 12noon on Saturday and Sunday.
Disclaimer: The preceding story is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Ok, that was a dumb fable, but no joke; they really were lined up outside at 8:20AM. Get here EARLY.